{"title":"The Four Goals of the Woke Left","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe four goals of the woke left are always and forever the same: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e1) Gain as much power as possible\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e2) Destabilize the system\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e3) Attack capitalism\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e4) Usher in their Marxist utopia\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBot, the Chief Investigitative Officer of The Cult, made this design. I told her to put it on a t-shirt, and she generously told me to do it instead. This is one of the most requested designs I've ever had, and I'm thrilled to see BOT do it justice.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/1787\/0114\/collections\/Untitled_design_65.png?v=1732468083","url":"https:\/\/redmenacesupply.com\/collections\/the-four-goal-of-the-woke-left.oembed","provider":"Red Menace Supply Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}